The obsoleteVernacular is always on the lookout for stories, suggestions, and naughty photos. Please send all submissions in the body of an email, sans attachments. Submissions should be original pieces, should not have been printed elsewhere, and appropriate for the Vernacular. Keep in mind we cannot pay for pieces now, but we can pay in love.
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